4 April 2006

POLITICALLY CORRECT NURSERY RHYMES

someone has to pull this out, every now and then. just so we can say WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO? personally, i like the good re-writings of these ditties, because they really can point out the awful truth of the matter. yes, they're sexist. yes, they're racist. yes, they pick on people with disabilities.

georgie porgie, puddin' an' pie
kissed the girls and made them cry
when the boys came out to play
georgie porgie kissed them too, in the name of fairness

was georgie a girl or a boy? trans? gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual?

3 comments:

  1. maybe georgie is an age-innapropriate adult of influence, and should know better. or maybe not. maybe georgie is an oscelot.

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  2. ha! georgie is totally an oscelottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. freaky! the t's just kept on going, even though my finger was nowhere near the key!!!

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  3. dan do you remember:

    boom ti boom ti boom ti boom
    here comes the galloping major
    riding along on his charger
    all the girls declare
    he's a gay old stager (???)
    hey hey clear the way
    for the galloping major

    or something like that....

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